Clear Blue Water

The EU have a vision – water heaven.
By ’22 all members must commit
to clean their rivers up by ’27.
The UK rivers bear a load of shit
and Thérèse Coffey is in charge. No way.
She’s Truss’s drinking buddy, rock’n’roll;
she’ll set a deadline for another day –
that’s why we opted out, took back control.
The opposition moan, that’s what they do;
they’re ineffectual dreamers to a man.
Coffey’s not phased, because she knows it’s true
she is unique: she has a grown-up plan.
Our waterways will be pollution free
by – yes, you’ve guessed it – twenty sixty-three!