Tabloid Treachery

The vote was sprung on the PM in the
NIGHT OF THE BLOND KNIVES.
Stabbed in the back by 148 Tories,
a mixed bag of malcontents.
Some of his ministers used
the privacy of the ballot box
to stick the knife in.
Jesse Norman used to be his friend.
Petulant Tory renegades pressed the nuclear button…
dozens of irresponsible attention-seekers…
self-centred narcissists are taking
millions of Conservative voters with them.
Like Mad Vlad Putin they threaten
to keep bombing until they have reduced
this Government and everything their party stands for
to rubble.

And what is the alternative?
Jeremy Hunt is a “pound-shop Machiavelli”
Theresa May in trousers. He and his gang
of embittered remainers plotted for a YEAR.
They will gift the keys of no. 10 to Keir Starmer
a charmless chancer who, apparently,
is still confused by the facts of life.
Why open the door to smirking Starmer’s coalition of chaos?

DEFIANT AND UNBOWED
BORIS VOWS “I’LL BASH ON.”
This is the man who got Brexit done,
who rolled the vaccine out,
who got the big calls right.
Innovative solutions to longstanding problems
-      this is what he does:
migrants to Rwanda, social care.
The needs of Britain have to come before
the vanity of his ambitious rivals.
And now let’s focus focus on what really counts…