Signing Off

Suella’s on her way. Could not stay long –
used the wrong e-mail, pettifogging stuff
but incidentally, Truss has got it wrong
on immigration, isn’t tough enough.

Truss finally accepts she’ll have to go.
global conditions. She put up a fight
but as she leaves she wants us all to know
it’s not her fault. She got the big calls right.

Johnson’s the boss. He’s off on holiday
but races back to take another shot.
Reached out, but Sunak, Mordaunt wouldn’t play
so though he was a runner, now he’s not.
Sod discipline and unity, the whip.
He taught them how to leave a sinking ship.