Wonder Woman

She told select committee
She wasn’t at ease at all.
Ethnic minority minister –
Could be a long, long haul.
She needs to sort out Windrush which
Has left a nasty smell
But this new broom is sweeping clean
Home Secretary Patel.

The Border Force are seeking
Where scroungers may be found.
They’ll find these vulnerable craft
And make them turn around.
They have the strictest orders –
Deter, divert, repel –
She’s fighting gangs, she’s saving lives
The heroine Patel.  

She smeared a Muslim preacher
And must apologise
But that’s the price you have to pay
For bullying and lies.
The refugees go somewhere else
Albania would be swell
So long as they do not come here
That suits Priti Patel.

And now she wants new powers
to help her stop the rot.
One minute you’re a citizen
and then – ta da! – you’re not.
The lawyers and the lefties
Are anxious to rebel
So she calls in the heavy mob
Does populist Patel.

Windrush did not get sorted.
There’s payments overdue
While unheard migrant cases form
An everlasting queue.
Ten years of Tory botching and
The system’s shot to hell;
There’s only one solution –
It has to be Patel.