Use it. The first rule of the Twittersphere
is always be a bigot, come what may.
Jacob Rees-Mogg, supremo Brexiteer,
claims England’s World Cup victory is proof
we’re isolated winners – live the dream!
He couldn’t be more wrong. Moeen Ali
describes arriving in this England team.
Jos Butler’s seen the beard. That’s not enough.
He needs to understand. He sits him down
and wants to know about the Muslim stuff.
So when they bust a gut to win the crown
champagne arrives, and Moeen steps away
that’s not a problem. He’s not being aloof
just different. It’s called diversity.