“And LEAVE means…” What? It’s anybody’s guess.
So many promises in that campaign.
No migrants? Money for the NHS?
Fuck business. Where is Ireland? It’s insane.
But May will sort it out with thick red lines
though Parliament is rubbish, she can tell.
MPs have other answers on their minds
but will she let them? Not a chance in hell.
It’s Tory deadlock. Something’s got to give.
So Corbyn’s in there, facing fear and doubt.
He’s keen to find the right alternative
when oops! A Labour rebel. He walks out.
Revoke the article? Now there’s a scheme…
A happy ending. It was all a dream.