Riding to the Rescue

The White House is in trouble
James Comey’s on his way;
When he shafted Hillary Clinton
We thought “he’s here to stay”.
But he’s been looking into
How Russia fixed the vote.
You question Trump’s election win?
Goodbye, is all he wrote.

The hostile tribes are drumming
Faint hearts are leaving town;
It’s just like Nixon sacking Cox
Is this when Trump goes down?
But no…the sound of hoofbeats
Is thundering down the trail
The Lone Ranger is on his way
And knows he cannot fail.
His supernatural powers
Dwarf those of normal men,
That gravelly voice, the grizzled hair,
-          Kissinger rides again!