So this couple, known only as J and J, got divorced. Sad, but it happens. They were really, really rich, and they didn’t want their other half to get their hands on the cash, so what did they do? They paid lawyers. Between them they paid lawyers £920,000 to stop their ex-partner getting their hands on the money – what was left of it. I don’t suppose you can think of a better way it might have been spent?